chewedturkey replied to your post: So when I was playing God of War III…

hahahaha omg really?!?! P.S. “CATCH ME KRATOS. AHAHAHAHHAAAAA~”

You’d better run, the Templars are after you Kratos will rip off your legs.



 chewedturkey replied to your post:  chewedturkey replied to your post: My reaction to…
yeah wait what ahahah gow3 is so gory that i had to cover my eyes a bunch of times (i am NOT a big fan of gore). esp that helios part my goodness ahh. also kratos is pretty crazy IDK MAN. isn’t it summer for you though?

No my good madam, I live in a different time zone. I live somewhere in the southeast and July is the second month of our school year. Our summer was March-May.

And I do think that Kratos is crazy too, with all that ripping heads apart when stabbing them multiple times ain’t enough and having sex with random ladies along the way just to get red orbs… but if that’s what the creators insist, I will gladly play. The persistent gore fits what the stories in Greek mythology depicted, so the game really makes sense.

…I am so buying this game when I get to a mall sometime this month. 



My reaction to the movie “Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief”

“KRATOS, WHERE ARE YOU? WHY IS ARES ON YOUR PLACE IN MOUNT OLYMPUS? DO YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU WHEN WE KILL HIM THIS WEEKEND? ALRIGHT THEN. BRO FIST, DUDE… MAN… DEMIGOD.”

… I miss playing God of War. I don’t even have GoW3 yet :(

If you’re a fan, read at your own risk, you might end up in rage mode. It’s full of rants I just wanted to share.

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