Captain Narcolepsy on House.



I think I’m having a hallucination from my fever. It says from the website of a college I took an admission test that I passed and that I could enroll in the university.

I’m not being ungrateful, but I clearly remember that exam was one of the hardest I have ever taken compared to the other three colleges I applied from.

I’d party, but everything aches; my fever still persists.



Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood by Oliver BowdenThe shortest chapter I have read in my entire life… so far.

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood by Oliver Bowden
The shortest chapter I have read in my entire life… so far.



Of the 24 hours I dedicated to Skyrim, I:

and yet I haven’t slaughtered FOUND a single dragon.
NOT. A SINGLE. ONE.